Mar Vanwa Tyaliéva ([info]orsa) wrote,
@ 2004-03-16 23:25:00
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"In 305, Diocletian retired to a farm to raise cabbages"

Roman emperor turned cabbage farmer.

Right.

*insert eyebrow arch here*

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[info]22by7
2004-03-17 04:07 am UTC (link)
"In 305, Diocletian retired to a farm to raise freaky killer cabbages"

would be kinda pretty.

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[info]finis
2004-03-17 10:07 pm UTC (link)
Hahahaha so that explains the decline of the roman empire.. death by cabbage

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[info]ladycaffeine
2004-03-17 04:57 am UTC (link)
"In 305, Diocletian retired to a farm to raise freaky killer cabbages with teeth"
There, that sounds about right. ^_^

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[info]orsa
2004-03-17 10:06 pm UTC (link)
Vampire cabbages?

*runs away*

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[info]chenderson
2004-11-09 07:28 pm UTC (link)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_watermelon

Hey, if it can happen to watermelons...

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[info]orsa
2004-11-10 09:08 pm UTC (link)
People have little fear of the vampire melons because of the creatures' lack of teeth.

Woohoo we're saved :D

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[info]winterabbit
2004-03-17 09:13 am UTC (link)
"In 305, Diocletian retired to a secret underground farm to raise freaky killer cabbages with teeth with which to overthrow the world."

Could work.

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[info]finis
2004-03-17 10:08 pm UTC (link)
Perhaps that's what Constantine used when retaking both halves of the empire

"And all shall bow before the awesome power of my freaky killer cabbages with teeth with which I have re-conquered the known world" ?

hehe

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[info]orsa
2004-03-17 10:08 pm UTC (link)
oh yeah.. that was me, oops

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[info]ladycaffeine
2004-03-17 12:22 pm UTC (link)
Oh dear. Poor Diocletian. ^^;;

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[info]finis
2004-03-17 10:10 pm UTC (link)
Indeed

I hope the cabbages don't hurt him

*watches him distract them with very small rocks*

er or something hehe

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[info]orsa
2004-03-17 10:10 pm UTC (link)
um yup that was me too

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*amused*
(Anonymous)
2004-05-08 08:47 pm UTC (link)
you amuse me

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Re: *amused*
[info]orsa
2004-05-09 07:19 pm UTC (link)
Always glad to amuse.

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[info]mszimbolist
2004-06-20 10:55 pm UTC (link)
where did you go? :'(

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[info]orsa
2004-06-22 07:33 pm UTC (link)
over here, partially

more generally, just um... around? hehe

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[info]mszimbolist
2004-06-22 09:45 pm UTC (link)
ooh, thanks for the link. I'm adding you; I hope you don't mind...? I really have missed you!!

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[info]finis
2004-06-22 10:24 pm UTC (link)
Aww hehe sorry, I would have told you earlier but I got sort of you know... distracted *kicks school in the head*

Not that school has a head, of course, but if it did well... I'm sure it would be quite kickable.

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[info]mszimbolist
2004-06-22 10:36 pm UTC (link)
<-- last line

It most definitely would be!

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[info]finis
2004-06-22 11:50 pm UTC (link)
*forms diabolical plan to transform school into a being with a head and kick it with you* muahaaaahahahaaa

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